Reading:
The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien

Watching:
Supernatural: S9

The Dean to my Sam

darkflame173:

cloacacarnage:

Drax the Destroyer and Rocket Raccoon

*extreme high pitched noise*

deniablesmiles:

the-ballad-of-peter-pettigrew:

(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)

That description.

dolofang:

compassfox:

drop-bass-not-babies:

Nothing says “I support gay equality” like a straight couple kissing in public.

… I’m a girl

We’re both girls

nothing says “I support equality” like assuming someone is a boy because they have short hair

steve rogers + cards against humanity (insp.)

Anonymous said: what is your favorite picture of vicki that you have?

loveforvickivantoch:

All pictures of Vicki are amazing and the greatest. However, I do have a few favourite pictures of her.

And those are these ones here : 

and this one as well

and this one

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swagbat:

Khal Drogo: “I nominate Viserys for the GOLDbucket challenge!!”

fluffy-little-fallen-angel:

I think Supernatural has ruined me for all other tv shows. I’ve started Game of Thrones, and every time someone dies I’m just like
nah
they’re fine
I’ll see them next season

BUT THEN THEY DON’T COME BACK

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

seerofsarcasm:

persystella:

groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.

"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."

lettinggosthehardestpart:

camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

belly rub lane

HW