tag to end all tags.
It’s the little things that make me appreciate my friends the most.
GABRIEL WASN’T A VILLAIN SHHH
I was browsing on tumblr and I realized I had no ducks in my blog, what kind of horrible person was I?
i love you
Omg to cute
YOU. MOTHER. FUCKER.
the entire history of our universe came together in such a way that allowed this pun to happen
Did You Know? Brad Bird, the writer and director of The Incredibles, based each of the characters powers on family archetypes. “The dad is always expected in the family to be strong, so i made him strong. The moms are always pulled in a million different directions, so I made her stretch like taffy. Teenagers…are insecure and defensive, so I made her turn invisible and turn on shields. Ten-year-old boys are hyperactive energy balls. And babies are unrealized potential,” says Bird
Yea that’s all great but where is my fucking sequel
That is a massive man and a fearless dog!
"NO. DONT TOUCH THE HUMAN PUPPY."
"What were you wearing?"
I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”
I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.
My coworker approached me today: “Listen, I’m sorry that what I did made you uncomfortable; I meant it as a joke, nothing more, and it won’t happen again.” We bumped fists as a sign of friendship. What’s important is that he apologized sincerely and knows that I am not afraid to call anyone out.
Thank you all for your support and kind words ^^
have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating
I think they’re both talking about Kirk.